The ongoing argument in the US over whether transsexual people should be able to use the toilet they identify with has picked up steam. A new group has thrown their hat into the ring: Pedophiles.
Those that oppose the toilet options of anyone who has undergone gender reassignment surgery, is that they are not what they appear to be anymore.
One woman explained to RP that ‘We have male and female signs on the door for a reason. If signs on doors didn’t mean anything, what would happen? Anarchy!’
There have been many that have complained over those who have had a sex change using the bathrooms of their previous gender. The principle argument being that it would simply allow sexual predators open access to the toilet they were not assigned to.
Now the sex monsters themselves have spoken out, asking politely to be left out of the debate.
A spokesman for societies most hated group, using the pseudonym Kelly 14, has stepped into the discussion to point out that ‘they’ have nothing to do with this.
‘I don’t know why we are being brought into this. Statistically, most that want to go after underage kids do so within their same sex – namely boys. I would certainly say that among my friendship group that is true.’
Kelly 14 later admitted that he actually didn’t have any friends.
But the debate hasn’t ended. Activist and spokesperson for Take Back Our Toilets has furiously denounced the meddlesome molesters. At a rally outside a middle school toilet in Ohio she told the student press, ‘This is not just about the abuse of children, this is about perverts of all sorts coming in. It’s just like the peados to ruin a perfectly good time by getting involved.’
An unlikely rebuttal for this point of view came from 21 year old bartender, Paul Goldsmith, whose posted on social media went viral over the last few days: ‘A sure fire way to put perverts off woman is to let them in women’s toilets. They are gross!’
‘I have to tidy the ladies after the bar shuts and I have seen used tampons stuck to the ceiling like crimson spaghetti. If you time going in their wrong and it’s like a plague of leeches falling from the heavens.’
‘If anyone still wants to perv on woman after that, a bathroom sign wouldn’t have stopped them anyway.’
The debate is still ongoing.